The Unfolding Creature

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vocaroo:

*points at a tiny singing bird* you shut the fuck up

pupukachoo:

There is just a special layer of hell where you get a “suggested products you may enjoy” e-mail from Amazon and it’s your own stolen artwork.

Guys, please, PLEASE if you ever see the “Doctor Hoo” painting for sale ANYWHERE except for these websites

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coverme-in-chocolate:

SIGNAL BOOST!!!

Far out you people. We have google. We can check the validity of these things before reblogging. My MUM used to forward this one on to me when she first got email. Mum, is that you? Did you just reblog this so I wouldn’t get shot by a gang member? WE LIVE IN RURAL NSW. No one is leaving their headlights off so they can get into a gang. They’re probably just drunk. (rural nsw remember?). Sheesh.

TL;DR: http://www.snopes.com/crime/gangs/lightsout.asp

destinedtobeunworthy:

hiddensmirk:

I want to be a Hobbit so badly.

1. You eat at least 7 times a day.
2. You’re short and cute.
3. It’s perfectly acceptable to be chubby.
4. Hobbits can go unseen or unheard if they wish (little ninjas perfect for adventuring… even if it’s frowned upon).
5. The Shire is beautiful.
6. Most adorable homes.
7. Perfect little curly hair.
8. Can walk around barefoot.

I see no downsides to this.

#sometimes a wizard shows up and fucks up all your shit

iridessence:

heylookitsliz:

elizabeth-antoinette:

ikenbot:

freeselfdefense:

Rape Escape

Easy and very effective

Requires nothing but your body

Includes attack

Very useful to know, pass and share please.

Worth watching

I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this.

I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head.

Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away.

So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out.

I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot

Please reblog.

Bro, this video goes for six minutes. You must have mistaken me for someone with an attention span.

rosesuxx:

fawun:

heddykase1:

This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your body is used to protect and sustain this.

this is one of the coolest things ive seen on tumblr

omg

This is brilliant. But what is even more brilliant is if you click the picture and go to the comments.

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The Guardian:: Any advice for a 21-year-old who hates their job and has the possibility of traveling the world? And has a boyfriend that they like. (This is for a friend.)
Rob Delaney:: Go do it. Fuck him. Is he a guy in his 20s? Then he's the least significant type of person on the planet. A male in their 20s? Run in the opposite direction. Nothing he says matters; his fears, his hopes his dreams are garbage. Men in their 20s are the worst thing happening on our planet. Go, go to Uzbekistan, go to South Korea, just go anywhere he isn't because men in their 20s are bad for young women.
The Guardian:: So what do women in their 20s do?
Rob Delaney:: Masturbate. Date other women for a while. Use men sexually for a while but don't ever invite their opinion or be bound to them in any way.

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