February 2012
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Watermark my heart
A love poem.
It happened on the 6th day of my Shutterstock subscription. I was searching for an image for article I’d written, and there you were, in a sea of vapid smiles. I knew that it was love at first sight.
Who are you? Where did you come from? How can your face convey so many feelings, but not show me what I want to see?
Oh stock photo model, I’ve searched for so long. How...
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dewymorning asked: I love you, my doppelganger, even if sometimes you are too busy to be on tumblr, every moment you are here is precious to me.
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I know I basically vanished for the last couple of weeks btw. I’m sorry I didn’t say anything.
You see, my job is to do content for this website, only they hired me about 18 months too early, so I’ve been helping to develop this website for the last year and a half (something I’m so not qualified to do), and we launched this weekend just past! Our team is really...
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dewymorning replied to your post: dewymorning replied to…
That sounds perfect. If only we lived in the same city.
Eh, details shmetails.
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dewymorning replied to your post: dewymorning replied to your post: Here’s an…
I am good. Currently trying to work out how much rent I can afford, aka can I afford a place in town that ain’t tiny.
Come live with me! I live near the city. There are already four of us in our three-beda, but we have a very spacious linen closet.
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dewymorning replied to your post: Here’s an interesting observation I just made… …
interesting observation
That’s what I thought.
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Here’s an interesting observation I just made…
All the lovey, kissy, romantic valentines day posts are in the “valentines day” tag.
All the cynical, mopey, or disillusioned posts are in the “valentine’s day” tag.
In conclusion, a grasp of the basic rules of punctuation = forever alone.
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I was going to get all my single girlfriends valentines gifts, but oh right, it’s just me.
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Why put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari →
I challenge you to get more than a paragraph into this without putting nail marks into your desk/iPhone case. the most judgemental, condescending garbage. My favourite part:
“An elegant woman does not vandalize the temple she has been blessed with as her body. She appreciates it. She flaunts it. She’s not happy with it? She goes to the gym. She dresses it up in lavish, fun, trendy...
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40 weirdly intriguing questions...
1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom?
2. What’s something you hide about your personality?
3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with?
4. How do you deal with criticism?
5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
8. Describe your favourite texture.
9. Which national or global tragedy were you closest to and how did it affect you?
10. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance.
11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
12. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration?
13. What’s your least “politically correct” opinion?
14. What kind of underwear do you imagine Sherlock Holmes wears?
15. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do?
16. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
17. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do?
18. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question.
19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
20. What’s the silliest fan theory you’ve ever come up with?
21. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night?
22. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?
23. What motivates you in life?
24. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?
26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why?
27. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had.
28. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life.
29. What’s something that scares you about the future?
30. List 5 quirky things about yourself.
31. Describe your dream library.
32. What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned?
33. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
34. Do you have any “rules” about food?
35. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
36. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
37. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.
38. How do you approach social situations?
39. What is your ideal bed? Why?
40. Post a short excerpt of your life.
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January 2012
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